dipney
I skipped my graduation to go to california.
Now their is MULTIPLE stories that go along with this trip
but none of them matter as of right now because I am explaining this one..
The time I went to a theme park with a 30 year old man I met off twitter.
Well, this man was a popular MEME account in my town.
I MEAN POPULAR like he had merch and shit.
I told him that I was going to california and he said he got "free tickets to this park"
he said "my boss gave me extra tickets to there" he lied btw lol.
Well he drove an hour to pick me up and to take me to this place.
When I was in his car, I sat in the back and not the front.
I also watched a car explode on the side of the highway
was pretty sick ngl
Anyways- I was talking to him and he told me that the guy I liked at the time
WOULD DM HIM....
Oh I read their dms LOL
I don't think I told my friends that I knew who the creator of the account was..
Actually the reason why I became friends with him in the first place was because..
I connected his main account to his side account and then told him how obvious it was.
He literally thanked me over and over again bc I saved him from being doxxed.
(which is ironic because I technically doxed him by telling him??)
I also didn't know his age- I thought he was younger... not a grown man....
We eventually got to the theme park and he was not that happy.
Like I could tell- he was annoyed with me
I wasn't affectionate or anything because I didn't know it was a date
I thought we were just having a good day.... at a theme park...
I bought a headband and I wouldn't take a picture with him...
That made him mad? probably because he was gonna soft launch it on his insta LOL
I really don't remember being their long. Like I dont think we even walked the entire park.
We went into a starbucks and he refused to buy my drink???
So I had to buy my own drink which I just used my points at the time
but I thought it was the most disrespectful thing ever...
Not like he paid for the experience...or spent gas... or idk drove their....
He wouldn't buy me food...
LOL
We went on the finding nemo ride and he was pissed bc he was like 6 foot
the ride is literally CRAMPED inside.
I don't really remember going on any other rides
Because he wanted to LEAVE so BADLY.
We left really early...
He dropped me off and then I think he started subtweeting me on twitter
LOL WELP
I was pretty.... stupid at 18....
Also that theme park lowkey sucked - I would never spend my own money to go there personally
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